Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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