Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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