Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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