Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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