thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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