I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
