she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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