She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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