Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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