Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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