I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Two words: nipple clamps
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