Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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