I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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