your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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