Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He did a backflip because drugs
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
