whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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