just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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