were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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