It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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