More tranny stories later!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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