Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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