Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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