Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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