What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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