My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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