is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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