ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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