you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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