: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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