just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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