Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Still dying that you shit outside
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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