U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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