You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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