So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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