I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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