Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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