No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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