Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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