So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
...so i touched it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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