Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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