Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
