Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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