we're blogging at a bar
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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