Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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