He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Randomize
