I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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