I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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