Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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