are you still at the devil's house?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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