i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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