dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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