I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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