Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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