it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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