it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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