Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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